Saturday, November 22, 2008

The Lord of the Rings (all 3)

Just when I thought wizards, elves, and hobbits couldn't get any gayer, Peter Jackson goes and pulls a stunt like this. If this is the fantasy world he wanted to create, then I'm pretty sure he is a homo. However, the movies are well made and it's also nice to know that Liv Tyler is still getting work even though it looks like she has been slightly "touched." Not touched, like by me sexually, but touched, like Corky from Life Goes On. Uppers: Epic battle scenes. Downers: All the male caressing following the battle scenes. At the end of the day it's pretty easy to tell that all the hobbits are gay for Gandalf.

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