The Lord of the Rings (all 3)

Just when I thought wizards, elves, and hobbits couldn't get any gayer, Peter Jackson goes and pulls a stunt like this. If this is the fantasy world he wanted to create, then I'm pretty sure he is a homo. However, the movies are well made and it's also nice to know that Liv Tyler is still getting work even though it looks like she has been slightly "touched." Not touched, like by me sexually, but touched, like Corky from Life Goes On. Uppers: Epic battle scenes. Downers: All the male caressing following the battle scenes. At the end of the day it's pretty easy to tell that all the hobbits are gay for Gandalf.

Role Models

David Wain (Wet Hot American Summer) does an amazing job writing/directing along side Paul Rudd (Clueless) in this new comedy. Seann William Scott (Dude, Where’s My Car?) and Paul Rudd team up as co-workers that get arrested and sentenced to community service working with children. Christopher Mintz-Plasse (SuperBad) and Bobb’e J. Thompson (Fred Claus) play the two boys in the big brothers type program. Paul Rudd is paired up with Augie (Christopher) and is taught moral lessons through rousing matches of LAIRE. Stifler gets teamed up with Ronnie (Bobb’e) and learns about being a responsible adult and a playa. The ending to this movie is a shit storm of laughs and I highly recommend this film.

The Deal

After a large amount of requests I'm starting a blog to discuss movies, both past and present. Those who know me understand that I will pretty much watch anything. This blog will discuss my recent viewings and give readers a good idea of what they can expect from the film.